Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 28, 2018

Oh, it’s one of THOSE genies…

I’d like to know how the genie knew he was dealing with a minor. (Lantern instead of lamp?)

I’ll buy that from you for a dollar, Lio.

Except at Walmart where it’s 21.

A fake ID would have come in handy at this point.

Must’ve rubbed it the wrong way.

And since Lio will never be 18 or older. That lamp would be useless to him. Except maybe as a gift.

Barbara Eden’s new digs? She used to live in a bottle, must have moved up in the world.

Aw come on! Why not listen to children’s wishes while they’re still young and fresh?

So we all have heard the rule about that says “you cannot wish for more than three wishes” — so how about making a wish that removes the “no more than three wishes” rule?

It does defeat the purpose of a magic lamp, after all….

Wow! The rules have really got stricter since I was kid!

At least Lio is smart enough to get some cash for the lamp that is useless to him….