Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for March 31, 2018

just be glad her butt was not itchy!!!

Bub, I keep telling you – divorce here.

I don’t think she likes the beard idea, Bub.

Ewwww.

Seriously!? What person would allow you to do this.? That’s disgusting and rude.

D & R know their Edmontonian working class audience very well.

Actually, doesn’t Bub and Betty live in Jasper Place?

I think she is trying to say something. Like, when I cuddle or kiss you I have the feeling of scratching my face on a metal brush.

The Human Emery Board, long term job security.

That’s a fetish for some people…

Love is… :- )

Some wit once commented that stubble on a man was “manly.” Stubble on a woman was birth control….

Husband: “Hey no outing my foot fetish in front of the kid!”

Some time ago, “Beardo” advised using hair conditioner to soften beards, from boar bristle to velvet.

It took him a week to grow that little of a beard? That’s my face on the second day of no shaving.

See You Next Tuesday, Betty.