Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 16, 2018

One dictionary site always asks me why I looked up a word.

I always proudly state “Frog Applause!”

On an unrelated topic:

There should ALWAYS be as many Like(d) the Comic clicks as there posters to the thread.

In other words, no exit stage left.

So, he refuses to prescind from himself while breaking wind. Jolly good show, Wigman.

Breathtaking forbearance.

At the very least, only during inhalation.

Wind down the downwind wind

Trump justice

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self defence

If it is not broke,p-Bring it to OZ.

Let your wind go free

Where’er you be

For keeping it in

Was the death of me

RRRBreak the law

Observe my peruke and hold your flatulence. There will be no ordure in my court, nor any winds of the same.

A comic unrelated, I’m sure, to Fishnet Friday.

He found it necessary to recuse himself, based upon his well-known bias regarding flatulism. All in all, he considered it a good decision, absenting him from wind breakage.

As my grandmother used to say (between dips (and spits) of Bicycle brand snuff),

“There’s more room on the outside than there is on the inside.”

Buck Snort … Ahhh

https://youtu.be/FyM8NVl4yBY works quite well, at least at the beginning of the song if you change ‘pretender’ to prescinder.

Well, to each his own, Fart-face. For my part, I shall prescind as far as possible.

Please prescind up wind.