Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 10, 2018

I see that his plan to win the lottery hasn’t quite jelled yet…

Floyd has never heard of YouTube.

Maybe He can get a gig teaching Zuckerburg!

Cast your fate to the wind, sir.

Neckties cut off the oxygen to your brain.

I cannot tie a tie except in a mirror. I had to get behind my sons and stand them in front of a mirror when they were kids to do it.

$5 for a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

Windsor, Half Windsor, and Four in hand… easy peasy…. but don’t ask me to tie a bow tie.

It’s interesting that fashion trends come and go but having a pointless little piece of cloth dangling from your neck has remained the style for so long.

i needed this guy for a funeral a few weeks ago

Does he live in a van by the river?

Does he have a necktie party rate?

Agree with some of the comments above. I’d pay a dollar to learn how to tie a bow tie. Maybe once the guy is successful he can branch out to fastening suspenders and buckling a belt.

Never had to wear a tie at work and when we cruise I wear dress turtlenecks with the suit on formal nights. To me they are worthless.