Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 09, 2018

Good luck building that without the help of aliens.

How many sacrificial dancing girls does he want in his “simple traditional burial”, plus other servants????

theres a mini one in vegas, he won’t notice.

Give him an enema and bury him in a matchbox.

Don’t give the big orange jello any ideas.

He’ll probably use the orphans for slave labor.

can someone learn to draw a nose!?

Hmmmm; Methinks that Obama is gonna do the same thing pretty close to the White House; or so I’d read awhile back !

Old Indian joke:

Wife: Darling, when I’m gone, will you build a Taj Mahal for me?

Husband: Of course, honey. All you need to do is GO, first!

Guess the hapless populace of Id feel the same way about their “beloved” Fink… :)

Promise him what he wants. Do what you want.