A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. Michael PollanI grew up at my grandmother’s house, and she had a beautiful garden. I used to hate mowing the lawn and weeding, which is what you do when you’re a kid. I loathe gardening, but I love gardens, and I have two beautiful gardens. Elton John
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. Margaret Atwood
The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul. Alfred Austin
Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Gardens are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful,’ and sitting in the shade. Rudyard Kipling
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Douglas Adams
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Bill Watterson
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Like most comb-overs, it won’t last long and will look like what it is – ridiculous
Yakety Sax over 6 years ago
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. Michael PollanI grew up at my grandmother’s house, and she had a beautiful garden. I used to hate mowing the lawn and weeding, which is what you do when you’re a kid. I loathe gardening, but I love gardens, and I have two beautiful gardens. Elton John
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. Margaret Atwood
The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul. Alfred Austin
Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. Marcus Tullius Cicero
Gardens are not made by singing ‘Oh, how beautiful,’ and sitting in the shade. Rudyard Kipling
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? Douglas Adams
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
Plant and your spouse plants with you; weed and you weed alone. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Bill Watterson
Perkycat over 6 years ago
Wise advice, Frank!