Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 28, 2018

Stick to roadkill; they don’t talk back or forget their lines.

The bird in the center seems to be the know-it-all. Bird#1 is the inquisitive one. Bird#2 is the one who’s memorized the rulebook. Bird#3 is the malcontent/kvetch. I’m familiar with all of these bird types, particularly the #3s.

We’re not going to take it

Never did and never will

We’re not going to take it

Going to break it

Let’s forget it better still

I’m pretty sure that dead actors are ok.

Song bird singing in the middle of the night….sing song bird sing…

Wait until she hears about GMO zombies…

If they are vegan actors, have at it.

Unsuitable for most adults..

A group or plurality of vultures is called a wake. Nice.

Do the guys making up and enforcing the food laws have real jobs, too?

… so, no ham?

https://youtu.be/0sB9sTz_gyU

Feed a crow, starve a creeper ….

Superfrog said : " I’m pretty sure that dead actors are ok. "

Judging from some actors stage performances, it’s hard to tell, if they’re dead or alive.

One catty review I recall, was directed at a production of one of Shakespeare’s great tragic plays. Said the critic: " This is the first time I’ve ever known the entire cast of Macbeth to die in the First Act !

To which, one of the wits in the cast quipped: " _If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well. It were done quickly. "

If you want to, you can eat it if it doesn’t eat you first!

Now, that isn’t hard, is it? Why must we make such a big production of these simple and essential life (and death) functions?

I’ve always wondered why flocks of scavenger birds following the undead around wasn’t a “dead giveaway”.

(That, and the smell.)