Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 12, 2018

I can see a record breaking number today. Those Christians who do not like the inherent Paganism just might set them off. I am Grokking it today! A very nice fit for Kris Kringle, not to be confused with the real man who probably started it Saint Nicholas.

I was gonna guess Aruba.

Paganism is what they call other peoples beliefs… There is actually no such thing as paganism…

Some of us outgrow the belief in Santa, and other things.

God will use whoever is available at the time to see that his work gets done.

St. Nick decided 11 months Vay-Cay was Boring, I guess!

And the elves? What about the elves?

A mashup that’s been a long time coming.

So-o-o-o St Nicholas and St Peter are one?

LOVE it!

Today’s strip makes perfect sense to me.

Based on the state of the world under christian guidance, I think I might give paganism a try, or better yet spirituality and no religion.

Thanks Wiley ! I got a real chuckle out of this one. Very clever.

I have my own religion. I pray to the Chocolate God, the Hot Water for my Shower God, the Car Starting in the Morning God. Today I am playing cards so I will be praying to the Card Gods. I think my Sunshine God has deserted me, though.

I don’t worship anything. A primitive and time wasting concept.

Personally, I always thought ol’ Santa spent the rest of the year conquering the Martians……..

Hey, it beats the gig I had as a Walmart greeter!

So those items on your permanent record really do follow you around for the rest of your life.

Why would God want to be worshiped? Sounds like a self esteem problem to me. Makes God sound like Trump. Pwease love me or I’ll torture you in Hell forever….What a great God He must be. Actually, that’s why we need a female God……Maybe a happy couple of Gods would be more natural….Ma and Pa God……Hell, I’m just happy with Mother Earth