runar said, 2 days ago “Somewhere I read that, based on random selection, the odds that a bride is a virgin is somewhere around 12%.”
Is that IF you include the 2nd-graders?
Immature men and boys always want to destroy the untouched. Give them a field of new snow and they will stomp it out. A virgin is similar. The better way is to treat them like the new flowers they are, not pull all the petals off in a rage that lasts but seconds.
It’s rare, special, and meant to be savored slowly, with great joy, sophistication, and gentle touch.
The new definition of “virgin” among those who are saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons is someone who has never done it in the missionary position.
Oral, anal, manual, or any other position does not count against virginity, apparently.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Smart move, Hymena Von Tramp.
dougdash over 13 years ago
Oh, she’ll make some man VERY unhappy some day!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
We like to call it the breaking in period.
runar over 13 years ago
Somewhere I read that, based on random selection, the odds that a bride is a virgin is somewhere around 12%.
3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago
..more like beta …
Yukoneric over 13 years ago
Hey, meeester, I sell you my seeester. She been a virgin 14 times…………..
Spyderred over 13 years ago
Great comment, shytimes2
ClaudeTheWonderCat over 13 years ago
runar said, 2 days ago “Somewhere I read that, based on random selection, the odds that a bride is a virgin is somewhere around 12%.” Is that IF you include the 2nd-graders?
normfromga over 13 years ago
Moral of story: DON”T SELECT A BRIDE RANDOMLY!
Try them out first!
(THAT should get the odds down…)
michael.p.pumilia over 13 years ago
Immature men and boys always want to destroy the untouched. Give them a field of new snow and they will stomp it out. A virgin is similar. The better way is to treat them like the new flowers they are, not pull all the petals off in a rage that lasts but seconds. It’s rare, special, and meant to be savored slowly, with great joy, sophistication, and gentle touch.
misterwhite over 13 years ago
The new definition of “virgin” among those who are saving themselves for marriage for religious reasons is someone who has never done it in the missionary position.
Oral, anal, manual, or any other position does not count against virginity, apparently.