Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 18, 2018

  1. Img 0910
    BE THIS GUY  over 6 years ago

    You will have to Rob the bank in order to get the money you need to leave the country.

     •  Reply
  2. Avatar
    alaskajohn1  over 6 years ago

    Or anytime between now and November 3, 2020.

     •  Reply
  3. Large angrychicken
    RWY  over 6 years ago

    uhhhhhhh…rob Pigita?

     •  Reply
  4. Bluedog
    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Pig, that’s what you get for cosigning for Rat.

     •  Reply
  5. Out little avatar
    dadoctah  over 6 years ago

    Is that list an “and” or an “or”?

     •  Reply
  6. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Sing along with me:

    The Hills are Alive, with the Sound of Fleeing.

    I flee good now. The way that I should now. I flee good.

     •  Reply
  7. Dscf0345
    colddonkey  over 6 years ago

    Whats with this WE stuff are Pig & Rat not so secret lovers now?

     •  Reply
  8. Img 3235
    dwane.scoty1  over 6 years ago

    Yes! I knew Rat & Pig were in the Closet! Pigita suspected, likewise!

     •  Reply
  9. W12
    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Rat prefers to do ‘debt restructuring’ the fun way!

     •  Reply
  10. Downloadfile
    Guilty Bystander  over 6 years ago

    Don’t forget “3) Raise taxes.” Oh, wait…that’s another breed of pig.

     •  Reply
  11. Wiz wirp boing
    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    Butch and Sundance live!

     •  Reply
  12. Photo
    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    Oh, shoot. Rat forgot to load his gun before he robbed the bank.

     •  Reply
  13. Photo
    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    At least he did not misspell “flee”. It is bad enough that our rats have fleas. If he misspelled the word it would imply that he wants a nation of fleas, and would Pig want to go to a “Flea Country” after robbing a bank?

     •  Reply
  14. Photo
    GeifuKe  over 6 years ago

    The Mafia smells a dirty rat……with fleas.

     •  Reply
  15. Large tv test pattern  color
    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 6 years ago

    Rat, you realize robbing banks only makes the economy worse, not better.

     •  Reply
  16. Picture
    KennethJohnson  over 6 years ago

    It’s fleecing the country, not fleeing. That’s the current state but you have to be quick while there is something left.

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Perhaps the PB4S fans could hold a bake sale to help our boys get out of debt?

     •  Reply
  18. 1959 chevy elcamino
    F-Flash  over 6 years ago

    Rat just passed the employment test @ Wells Fargo. Problem solved!

     •  Reply
  19. Agent gates
    Radish the wordsmith  over 6 years ago

    Maybe rob the Scrooge McDuck vault.

     •  Reply
  20. Me simpsons 2
    eb110americana  over 6 years ago

    Make sure to get all your shots and a flee collar before you go!

     •  Reply
  21. Triumph
    Daeder  over 6 years ago

    They should just do the “Presidential” thing and declare bankruptcy.

     •  Reply
  22. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    I like the calm, rational, sane approach to debt this strip takes. Cartoon-Boy is a genius, wanted in all 50 states and numerous foreign countries!

     •  Reply
  23. 20231014 093035
    ND Cool Z  over 6 years ago

    Get jobs or win competitions. Not as easy as robbing banks, but it’s the legal way!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Pearls Before Swine