In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for April 10, 2018

Not to worry. He’s big, but he’s slow. Just don’t try to beat his throw to home.

Slow doesn’t matter, he has right field covered.

And yet our pitcher still can’t hit his strike zone!

Obviously, they’re playing the San Francisco Giants.

Here comes da Judge!

Right field, it’s easy, you know.

You can be awkward and you can be slow

That’s why I’m here in right field

Just watching the dandelions grow

“I was hoping that Moore’s perspective was just off today.”