Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 12, 2018

Let’s watch the spiders’ movie at Garfield’s house!

Just so they aren’t Leng spiders. They are a bit different from our terrestrial spiders.

• They can grow to a giant size

• They can tear off and chew their red meat food

• Some of them have stingers

• They have intelligence, some even have language

• The Leng Spider is the mid level predator in the Leng forests

• The largest and most intelligent is the bloated purple spiders of the Kaddath-Leng mountains

(It is reputed that they can set traps, and that they absorb the brains of their victims and use them.)

Silly, spiders don’t rent dvds – they watch Netflix!

Not “eight legged freaks”?

“Kingdom…” is worth seeing for Shatner’s horrible acting.

You DON’T want to know where that 5th eye is…

Wish they’d have shown the previous panel where a 5-eyed freak returned the movie Lio is holding.

Seems like there was another movie called “Empire of the Ants” that’s probably a hit at picnics……

Not “Tarantula,” not “Horrors of Spider Island,” and not “Arachnophobia.”

Do those “Redbox” things still exist? There used to be one outside a local Walgreen’s, but I don’t recall seeing it there most recently….

Spiders getting all social to watch a bad spider-horror film? Now, that’s scary!