Lio by Mark Tatulli for April 14, 2018

When did Lio himself have either a credit card or an Amazon gift card?

On the internet, no one knows you’re a squid.

Looks like the squid made the order.

Squid eat plankton?

C’mon Lio. A cephalopod deserves a treat now and again. That diet of bullies he’s been on is just not satisfying his sweet tooth.

I wouldn’t want a 5 gallons of sea creatures that have been in the mail for a week. Squiddy will need Amazon Prime’s super fast non-smelly express.

I wonder what the pop-up ads will look like now!… And how will Cambridge Analytical use his info?!

Thank goodness none of my pets or family members know how to buy through the Internet. They would ruin me.

That’s almost dialog from Lio.

Busted!

It’s probably DAD’S credit card anyway!

@RonnieAThompson: "Squid eat plankton?

I figure Ishy must have a blue whale somewhere he’s fattening up for Sunday dinner!

Ishy the Internet Fraudster! How the mighty cephalopod has fallen!

Go easy on him, Lio. Maybe it’s his First Offense over the internet….

Shouldn’t one of the arms been holding a Lio’s credit card?

I’m glad I’m the only one who has access to my Amazon account.