We’ve got a Butt-Crack Rock on the grounds of one of the large buildings in the local industrial park. It is considerably more narrow that Barbie’s Butt-Crack Rock, though. And it is sedimentary, also, with the split being between clearly defined layers.
Imagine getting stuck in that butt crack. Hello, 911. Help! I’m stuck in a butt crack and I can’t get out. (Oops, no 911 back then. I really don’t remember a time when there wasn’t 911.)
My favorite part is the room of mirrors. A properly positioned mooning will produce something called infini-crack. Beware though, there is a point of no return. I think that is where Vlad goes when he doesn’t want to be found.
This Dark Barbie strikes me as being a Sportin’ Lady, if you know what I mean/that means. Her Butt Crack Rock House is undoubtedly the town “house,” too. Now, if you boys care to visit there, just be sure to Be Careful, y’all hear now?
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Uh oh. This is black and white, meaning that it’s going to get all Hitchcocky or Romeroy when you go inside.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
We’ve got a Butt-Crack Rock on the grounds of one of the large buildings in the local industrial park. It is considerably more narrow that Barbie’s Butt-Crack Rock, though. And it is sedimentary, also, with the split being between clearly defined layers.
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 6 years ago
Teresa said butt.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
I knew there was a sinister world beneath Barbie’s vanilla exterior. Well-groomed Ken always had that deer-in-the-headlights look.
olivefoote over 6 years ago
Imagine getting stuck in that butt crack. Hello, 911. Help! I’m stuck in a butt crack and I can’t get out. (Oops, no 911 back then. I really don’t remember a time when there wasn’t 911.)
olivefoote over 6 years ago
Where is everyone? I know it can’t be comment related. Today’s is a peach of a day in the comment department.
waycyber over 6 years ago
Who will join the Barbie queue? It rocks!
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
The accompanying Ken looks eerily similar to Rod Serling.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
Boudreaux’s Butt Paste will spackle that in pretty good.
William Neal McPheeters over 6 years ago
Is it just me, or is Barbie looking a little Asian… ???
William Neal McPheeters over 6 years ago
… sort of “Dargon Lady”ish ???
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
My favorite part is the room of mirrors. A properly positioned mooning will produce something called infini-crack. Beware though, there is a point of no return. I think that is where Vlad goes when he doesn’t want to be found.
prettyfeet over 6 years ago
Vlad! Vlad! Vlad! I miss him. I miss the Froglandia of old filled with frogs and blogs and yes-we-feel-the-love tales (tails).
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
This Dark Barbie strikes me as being a Sportin’ Lady, if you know what I mean/that means. Her Butt Crack Rock House is undoubtedly the town “house,” too. Now, if you boys care to visit there, just be sure to Be Careful, y’all hear now?