Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 10, 2018

Man, that fellow is busy! What with the creating, and the destroying, and the genocide…. how DOES he find time to answer prayers? On the other hand, how can we mere animals deign to impose on him? (or her…. almost forgot) Why would we think that a prayer would mean anything to such a creature? Why would we think that our prayer means any more than any other? And why would a football team pray to win a game? Would that carry as much weight as a prayer to save a dying child? Guess it depends on how much you like football…. Thus endeth the rant.

So, when I prayed for that million dollars and I didn’t get it, it was because…oh, never mind.

And, why would an “Infinite Being” have to plant a fossil in the dirt, when “He” would have been around when the animal died, and just left it to be covered up and fossilized for 380 million years?

We’re all doomed!!!!

So that’s what happens to all those ‘thoughts and prayers’ our leaders offer to everyone (in lieu of actual action or change).

(And I’m wondering if God-Man’s algorithms include a ‘mattress tag removed’ field?)

Sorry, Gran. Louis let you down.

So that’s how it works

You want God-Man to respond you got to part ways with much cash to a lobbyist on his “A” list.

“How deep”…? Well, we know that ‘the bottom left drawer’ is not deep enough…

Does God-man hear the prayers of a booted-out and then re-instated Chaplain of the House of Representatives?

Mess them up by putting it in igneous or metamorphic rock. Fossils in granite, obsidian, or quartz crystal would confuse everything.

My God-man is a wise God-man.

And quite the prankster!

My god-man is the one true godman therefore your god-man is not.

But … he is only keeping them for the interesting articles on how to install his quadraphonic system … and technology … and politics and stuff! Cross my heart.