Free Range by Bill Whitehead for April 19, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    In some jurisdictions, that’s a capital offense.

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    PICTO  over 6 years ago

    Dave is lucky the cop doesn’t impound a dozen assorted as evidence.

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    chris_weaver  over 6 years ago

    Take him to court – his evidence is full of holes!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 6 years ago

    One of my favorite scenes from The Simpsons…

    (Devil Flanders curses Homer by turning his head into a donut.)

    Marge: Homer, don’t pick at it!

    Homer: But, Marge, I’m so sweet and tasty! Well, I guess I’ll go to work.

    Lisa: Uh, Dad, I wouldn’t go out there if I were you.

    Chief Wiggum: (Outside house, sipping coffee) Don’t worry, boys. He’s got to come out of there sometime.

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    formathe  over 6 years ago

    Many, many years ago I crossed back into Canada with a 40 footer full of Shults and Burch cookies from Chicago. The border inspection guard wanted to hold me for the food inspector to arrive and check the load. I told him, “I’ll give you one case for inspection and you don’t have to wait here with me in the cold.” He took the case of cookies and I was on my way.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 6 years ago

    Can you fogetta-bout-it? He’s filling in for Dave.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 6 years ago

    There is a hole in his case.

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