Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 23, 2018

Okay so what’s Puck’s role in this?

Sounds simple enough to me. What could possibly go wrong?

LOL – the Evil Vacuum’s eye is “x’ed” over! But should it be going to a greater reward after Elvis cuts the cord or should it have devil’s horns on it?

I love Lupin’s sword in the chart. Where’s he gonna get that? Does he have a secret sword stash?

Check out Lupin’s little sword! He is the Mighty Warrior – but doesn’t have a super hero costume. Is his nakedness supposed to also be a distraction for the vacuum?

Lupin, cords can be repaired.

I hope the Woman is going to have something to say about kitties cutting any electrical cords with their teeth. That could get dangerous.

Yay, a brand-new Lupin chart!

Just make sure to destroy the vacuum in that order. Do NOT do step 3 before step 2!

Hey Orbs and Orbettes.. any tips on attaching a computer monitor to the door of my fridge? :D

I’m glad he included “Pull the plug”!

Love this chart! Pull the plug, cut the cord—yep, that’ll do it! Ha! Georgia should have put a flashing Def Con 3 sign in the bathroom (i.e. war room).

About once a week, I get an e-mail from that well known fabric store that contains coupons. This week’s coupons came under the header of OMC! And of course, my first thought was, OH MY CAT! They’re going to announce breaking cat fabrics. You can imagine my disappointment when I learned that their version of OMC is “Oh my coupons.” I was so disappointed. Maybe someday….

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“Yes Lupin, I have a question. If my stupid brother won’t help me follow the chart by being a distractant how can I end our vacuum’s terrible reign” … sincerely Sammy Cat

“p.s., I love your chart and have saved it for future reference like Burt says”

Is it time to synchronize their watches yet?

I just say, “Go ahead and have fun, guys.”

Good thing thery’re not cutting the cord while it’s still plugged in.

Long as they don’t get steps #2 and #3 confused, this should work well! :D

Good point, Kim Metzger.

Remember, folks, Elvis, Puck, and Lupin are trained, professional, comic strip characters.

Don’t try this at home, kits.

Good morning, Mudd and Gweedo!

Let’s hope the woman doesn’t get a cordless vacuum! But that would mean new charts.

Now, that’s an anti-vaxer I can stand behind.

And do not reverse steps 2 and 3

Clearly, Puck is distracting the Woman; likely he’s inquiring about ham.

Gotta love how Lupin’s chart clearly shows Elvis doing the cord-cutting.

Lupin’s Invisibility Trick is coming in handy when distracting the vacuum, in part 1. of his chart…no clothing needed.

Good morning and happy Monday/Funday to all orbsters and orbabies! I love Lupin’s chart, his little sword, and Elvis unplugging the vacuum and biting the cord! What could go wrong with this plan?

BWAHAHAHA! Lupin’s BEST chart EVAH!

Yay Georgia!!! This strip is #2 on the GoComics Top 5 of the Day!!!! Well done!

My goal is to eliminate carpet in my house entirely. I think my kitty will approve.

A basically sound plan but it will never succeed without Beatrix.

wow….the only time all my cats are in the bathroom at once is to silently judge me on my make-up choices (or wrestle in the bathtub).

Gathered in the bathroom or were they scooped there?

Note that Elvis is doing the actual work in this plan. He’s the go-to cat.

We need a book of charts, or have prints available for sale. What do you think?

SWOON Lupin is SOOO brave! He is my hero! (Cue Indiana Lupin music…. AGAIN!)

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OMC please do NOT inverse the 2 and 3!!!!!! VERY important!!!

Step 2 and 3 really, REALLY need to happen in the right order.

I had a rabbit that attempted that. Vacuum cord was chewed in several places; it was held together by electrical tape.

OVER KILL!!! XD pull the plug and go in for the final attack. There Plans are so funny sometimes

Yes, I have one. What happens when the humans get a new vacuum?

Ooh. Whoever bites that thing is gonna get a major shock.