@D-i-c-e-r - Airport security makes you go through individually. Your (insert favorite politician here) will have to go through on his/her own two feet.
Jokes about fruitcakes are just a cheap and easy laugh line for comics when they are out of material. If you have tried the fruitcakes sold in the drugstores then you may equate grandma’s homemade cherry pie and a pop tart.
Spam also gets a bum rap, although it differs from it’s reputation of BAD to the reality of merely BLAND.
margueritem almost 14 years ago
Take my wallet, take my watch, anything, just don’t drop that fruitcake!
fredbuhl almost 14 years ago
Weren’t the pyramids built from fruitcakes?
D-i-c-e-R almost 14 years ago
Don’t even try to go through airport security carrying a fruitcake.
taker48 almost 14 years ago
which fruitcake is he talking about that slightly redish brown thing in his hand or, himself.
wndrwrthg almost 14 years ago
“I don’t understand fruitcake. It doesn’t make sense. Fruit, good. Cake, great. Fruitcake, nasty crap.”
Jim Gaffigan
tomfitzmorris almost 14 years ago
Food safety is nothing to joke about. Could have been worse. The assailant might have made the victim eat the stuff.
Tastefully yours, Tom Fitzmorris
Digital Frog almost 14 years ago
@D-i-c-e-r - Airport security makes you go through individually. Your (insert favorite politician here) will have to go through on his/her own two feet.
alan.gurka almost 14 years ago
I find this cartoon tasteless. 8D
gosfreikempe almost 14 years ago
Tell you what,bud; I’ll pay you 10 bucks for the fruitcake, but only if it’s made with real fruit, and not full of coloured rutabaga.
Fruitcake is gooood!!
gosfreikempe almost 14 years ago
Better yet:
Hey Everyone! If you don’t like fruitcake, send me your fruitcake and $5, and I’ll eat it for you!
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Some fruitcakes look like C4 to airport scanners.
lfanterickson almost 14 years ago
I like fruitcake! Especially knowing how much rum basting my mom had me do!
cwreenactor almost 14 years ago
“The horror. The horror.”
chromosome Premium Member almost 14 years ago
@lfanterickson, me, too. The rummier the better.
jollyjack almost 14 years ago
Jokes about fruitcakes are just a cheap and easy laugh line for comics when they are out of material. If you have tried the fruitcakes sold in the drugstores then you may equate grandma’s homemade cherry pie and a pop tart. Spam also gets a bum rap, although it differs from it’s reputation of BAD to the reality of merely BLAND.