FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 20, 2018

definitely not food for thought

Not even fish will help him and it’s brain food.

The brain needs energy. Einstein ate a lot of pasta. But of course, Peter is no Einstein.

The fact that Peter can speak clearly with a full pizza in his mouth is impressive enough by itself.

They’re studying for the final in their Pizza Studies class!

It could be a math test. And he need knowledge of Pi.

Math finals, the percentage ratios of dough to toppings to the area of mouth.

“What?? I’ve been bamboozled! Daahhh!”

Eggplant is bowling ball larvae

Hey! If cramming Pizza works, don’t knock it.

It’s not?

Only 6½ weeks till the Fourth of July hot-dog eating contest at Coney island. Best to start training early.

Didn’t she tell you not to talk with your mouth full? And yet you’re darn good at it.

I wouldn’t worry too much about your finals, Peter. Something tells me you will be a Junior next year.

how can he talk with that in his mouth