FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 31, 2018

Tell me, Lord Baron Jason, how does one drink a polo?

You forgot one minor detail, Jason: you have to actually move to Turkey to complete the process!

Money makes the world go ’round.

Gray matter not bubble pipe.

OK, I know it’s just a comic but the kid is a math GENIUS and he doesn’t comprehend that $10 = 77,000 Lire means roughly the same spending power?!

Ah, those were the days. But currently, there are a bit over three Turkish lira to the dollar.

Wait. Didn’t he get 10 dollars? In lira, that’s still not enough for a million.Well, maybe he had cash from earlier.

Reminds me of an old UK Top Gear episode when they were given 15 million Dong to buy a car in Vietnam, which was only about $1000 U.S.

It’s his personality that’s drippy.

You know Jason, just being a millionaire doesn’t mean you have a British accent. Just listen to President Trump.