Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 03, 2018

Thing a thong of thixpense.

thongbird?

Definitely not a swan thong. Maybe it’s a siren thong?

Flicker’s knickers?

Call the PC Cops: Speech Impedimentism!

That’s not too swift.

And he wears the nuthatch.

Itth jutht the thame old thong…

If they were both wearing one it would still be unacceptable. That is to say, two thongs don’t make it right.

Anyone remember when flip-flops were called thongs?

I like BIRD butts and I can not lie…

Thongs. What Thinatra things.

Really…since wren?

And don’t forget tomorrow is International Star Wars Day. May the Fourth be with you.

thing, thing a thong, thing out loud, thing out throng….. (with apologies to the Carpenters)

Bird might have a lisp.

Definitely gotem in a bunch.

Doh!

For the callipygian pigeon.

That one flew over my head at first, but then I thonged about it.

Bridgekeeper: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that.

[he is thrown over]

Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

Thing a thong of thix penth, a pocket full of rye…

Although much better known these days as Stars Wars Day, tomorrow, May 4th, is also the anniversary of the 1970 Kent State shootings. May the force be with the 4 students killed and the 9 wounded and those in Vietnam who gave their lives. Yes, this is a little bit off topic. The above Teto85 comment got me in a mood to remember times gone by.

I feel kinda bad for laughing out loud at this one, but I did.

Maybe I should “sing” some “songs” to make myself feel better?

Thufferin’ thuccotash!