Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for April 18, 2018

Weird. She’s not carrying a cell phone.

She left cousins Sam an Ella at home though.

They don’t seem to be excited to see her

Rim shot.

She’s a twin. She says “they’re a pair of me, see ‘em?”

Woah! This one’s gonna go viral! :)

I think she flu the coop…