It was better before they tried to fix it with information found on the interwebs.
From diynetwork.com:
Lift the vent enough to spread caulk under the sides (but not the bottom edge), then nail with three 1-1/4-in. roofing nails per side (Photo 2). Put one nail in the bottom edge with a dab of caulk under it to seal the hole. Set the top part of the vent on the pipe.
When the hens get together for a gossip session, no one is safe, no one is above reproach!
There’s a lot of scratching going on, and the claws are out, the beaks chattering.
What drinks are being served? Shouldn’t the drip drip drip of Old MacDonald’s water feed be fortified with a little something—ouzo, gin (Cybil over at Lio does tend to sop it all up, though), vodka, whatever floats a chicken’s boat?…
*Hot Rod* over 6 years ago
Chickflockter in Helicopter.
waycyber over 6 years ago
Too much henbane. It’s eggsasperasting.
Bill Thompson over 6 years ago
They get all their news from their chickenfeed.
Bill Thompson over 6 years ago
If only we could cluck-cluck here for the frog Blog!
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
It was better before they tried to fix it with information found on the interwebs.
From diynetwork.com:
Lift the vent enough to spread caulk under the sides (but not the bottom edge), then nail with three 1-1/4-in. roofing nails per side (Photo 2). Put one nail in the bottom edge with a dab of caulk under it to seal the hole. Set the top part of the vent on the pipe.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Ain’t nobody here but us ___________ /Ain’t nobody here at all!
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Animals that live in groups always have to figure out precedence. Seems kind of an ugly thing.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31! Thalweg Premium Member over 6 years ago
Dʀᴏᴏᴘʏ, Dᴇғʟᴀᴛᴇᴅ & Fʟʏsᴛʀɪᴋᴇ would be a good name for a law firm specializing in E.D. and veterinarian malpractice.
Radish... over 6 years ago
All the ladies:
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little,
Talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Maud:
Professor, her kind of woman doesn’t belong on any committee.
Of course, I shouldn’t tell you this but she advocates dirty books.
Harold: Dirty books!
Alma: Chaucer
Ethel: Rabelais
Eulalie: Bal-zac!
Ladies:
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little,
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep
Pick a little, talk a little, cheep!
.
The Music Man
Larry Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
So Irma flystruck out.
garrodwilbur over 6 years ago
You better leave my chicken alone. she is picky
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
Salmonella butt nuggets caused by hen house clucking.
Howard'sMyHero over 6 years ago
Coop, coop, coop … SALMONELLA ALERT … coop, coop, coop ….
*Hot Rod* over 6 years ago
Chickencut-ups.
*Hot Rod* over 6 years ago
Who won the contest, how many chickens laid or how many eggs laid by one chicken?
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
When the hens get together for a gossip session, no one is safe, no one is above reproach!
There’s a lot of scratching going on, and the claws are out, the beaks chattering.
What drinks are being served? Shouldn’t the drip drip drip of Old MacDonald’s water feed be fortified with a little something—ouzo, gin (Cybil over at Lio does tend to sop it all up, though), vodka, whatever floats a chicken’s boat?…
Radish... over 6 years ago
I don’t want to be a pie!