FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 27, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Hey, Paige, have you thought of utilizing hairspray on your hands?

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Out, damned spot!

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    Lee Cox  over 6 years ago

    No wonder she thought it was “stupidly impossible”!

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    jpayne4040  over 6 years ago

    Looks like she flunked another one!

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    Auntie Socialist  over 6 years ago

    I’ve heard the perfumes of Arabia can help sometimes

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I hope that she dosen’t have a date with a boy named Duncan.

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    belgarathmth  over 6 years ago

    I literally LOL’d for this one. I’m still smiling as I type this post.

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    Indycar  over 6 years ago

    We band of brothers, we happy few! That got a good grade on the Shakespeare test.

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    hooglah  over 6 years ago

    She flunked I take it.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 6 years ago

    Did she write the answers to the test on her hands?

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Foxtrot is a tale told about an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing…

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    Jason fox is god  over 6 years ago

    I know a high school English teacher- this is the only foxtrot I showed her that actually made her laugh.

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    Serial Pedant  over 6 years ago

    Out! Out! Damned C- !

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    Serial Pedant  over 6 years ago

    The play is about a NY Lord, MacTramp, and his ambitious daughter, Lady Ivanta. … In this scene, we find Lady Ivanta sleepwalking through the castle, hallucinating and rubbing her hands together as if she is counting. She says: Out, damned Jared! Foul dealmaker and colluder! Out!

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    phoenixnyc  over 6 years ago

    To be fair, the English curriculum might not have gotten to The Scottish Play yet…..freshman year was Julius Caesar for us, with TSP on tap for sophomore year.

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    Adamantius  over 6 years ago

    I’m really puzzled here, guys. Wasn’t Page bad in mathemathics and biology but good in literature?

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    johndifool  over 6 years ago

    Double, Double Toil and Trouble…

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I wonder if the High School acting class is as superstitious as a the professional stage actors are and refer to “Macbeth” as “The Scottish Play”?

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I guess she didn’t do well, either …

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    DKHenderson  2 months ago

    She must have subliminally picked up some cues, even if she doesn’t remember Lady MacBeth, because why else would an intellectual taint cause her to wash her hands?

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