Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 26, 2018

Then there’s the inevitable nimnod who has to comment:

“Is THIS what they’re spending my tax money on?”

What shade of lipstick is that?

This has a problematic paradigm with consequent proctological implications underlying the subsequential protoanalysis of biochemical and biophysical entropies during the latter phases of ideological countercultures

I love this Frog Applause™ so much, I want to take it home after the prom and get it pregnant.

Flatus pop quiz scheduled for later today. Be aware.

POTUS, SCOTUS, and FLATUS … a new motto for America.

Life’s a gas !

The anal sphincter is very intelligent, it can tell the difference between liquids, solids and gas.

I get horrendous gas whenever I eat pipefish.

This would have been even better if was tomorrow’s FA. Science Friday is hosted by Ira Flatow.

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind…

I get pooped out reading all the details on this comic…

My flatus diary is nearly complete (is it ever really finished?), and the ensuing flatulogram is spanning nearly every wall in the house. It is time for phase three in my effort to be completely self sustaining. There is one problem I am having, though, and maybe you can help. It involves the age old axiom “Crap In- Crap Out.” So, for every one new enlightening thing I learn on Frog Applause there are approximately 3.14 futile yet titilating morsels as well. What is the ratio of Frog Pies to Pepto-Bismol infused margaritas that I should imbibe to maintain proper thrust?

Who doesn’t love fart science?

—And all its sesquipedalian codswallop?