Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 19, 2018

Page siz, eh? I’m guessing it ends on page seven.

Although, since these story arcs usually end on Saturday, I’m not sure we will see it.

Hey! We’re trying to help you with your weight problem by making you sweat more, and that’s the thanks we get?

I have “a bad case of people”, too!

Not for nothing is the vast distance between habitable planets called “God’s quarantine”…

The surest sign that there is intelligent life in the Universe is that NO ONE has tried to contact us!

“Ooo, it itches! I’ve just got to scratch it with my meteor tips…”

A space journey of 1,000,000 light-years begins with “one small step…”!

Warning system is quarantined human infestation on third planet. Do not enter system.

It would be nice to know there is at least one other species that has survived their intelligence so well they have advanced much further than we. But also it would wreck our society should we meet them now. Our own history is replete with that happening and what it does to the lesser society. In this scenario we, our world, is the lesser society.

The Earth has it bad and that’s not good.

“You are a fluke of the universe.You have no right to be here.And whether you can hear it or not,The universe is laughing behind your back.”

“Deteriorata” (National Lampoon)

Nice example of galactic time and attention span.