Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 28, 2018

Looks like he actually used vinegar, not maple syrup. But then, he looks like a New Englander to me, which would explain a lot.

“There’s not a tumor on God’s green Earth that can’t be licked with a little baking soda and maple syrup!”

“Dr. Jim cured me of lung cancer,” declares farmer Ian Rodhiuse, 64.

He only comes out when I drink my gin.

Is he subtly winking at us?

That seems unlikely.

Applying it as a salve is the only drawback.

Preferably setting aside baking soda and fears of cancer..

A stack of flapjacks shall accompany maple syrup quite deliciously..

I fully expect to see this claim on Mercola’s website within a week.

Jim Kelmun Baking Soda and Maple Syrup Protocol. This treatment is a combination of pure, 100 percent maple syrup and aluminum-free baking soda. The maple syrup targets cancer cells (which consume 15 times more glucose than normal cells) and the baking soda is dragged into the cancer cells with the maple syrup.Feb 22, 2018

Jim Kelmun Protocol – Alternative Cancer Treatments – Cancer Tutor

https://www.cancertutor.com/kelmun/

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Mounting evidence shows ‘cannabinoids’ in marijuana slow cancer growth, inhibit formation of new blood cells that feed a tumor, and help manage pain, fatigue, nausea, and other side effects.

And as a reward, they dumped him into the business end of a kaleidoscope.

@Radish

Geez, as if real maple syrup wasn’t expensive enough, now I’m going to need a prescription?

OH to be prescribed a maple syrup prescription

Much better to use the baking soda with a sheet of aluminum foil to clean your silver. At least, it really works for that!

Sweet!

Kroger has a serving suggestion for their baking soda, with the number of servings listed on the box. How convenient! https://www.kroger.com/p/kroger-baking-soda/0001111085451

Soda bread cures desire for soda bread.

Well, that’s one less problem to worry about.

But instead I have now to wonder, what do I put on my flapjacks (since maple syrup, having become a key medicinal, will now sell for approximately $10000.00 per ounce). I suppose I could use blueberry syrup, but rumor has it that blueberries have medicinal properties as well….