Herman by Jim Unger for May 19, 2018

Never lie about your age, don’t want them thinking you’re in such bad shape early in life.

“Yeah, but the sad part of it is that he’s 45.”

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. Lucille Ball

So people think I’m lying about my age all the time? It’s the records that are wrong. I’ve never told anyone how old I am. The minute they ask me, I say ’That’s none of your business.’ So that means I’ve never once lied about my age. Now that’s true! Calista Flockhart

With actors, all our ages are out there for all to see – you can’t hide anything, really. And it’s kind of a relief. This is my age, this is what I look like without makeup on – who cares? That youth culture – that lying about your age – it’s all denial of death anyway. Julianne Moore

People equate success with youth. And if you haven’t had a certain amount of success by a certain time in your life, it’s never going to happen. There’s a fear about that. So people start lying about their age really young. I’ve never done that because I think it’s so insignificant. Jennifer Jason Leigh

In today’s world kid, YOU should be so lucky !

Rode hard , and put away wet, too many times !

Good toon today.

I always say I’m older than I look and younger than I feel.

“Looks rough?”

Who doesn’t look rough in this strip? It’s funny but he makes them all look grizzled.

I looked like I was in my twenties when I was in my teens, and now that I’m in my twenties, people say I look like I’m in my thirties. My friends say I have a mature expression. The honest people say my hairline’s goin’ early.

Even the kids look rough in this strip….