Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 14, 2018

It will be even more awkward if she is a heartworm.

Snoopy will have to be de-wormed, it’s like that rock song, flirting with disaster.

I remember reading that Dr. Albert Schweitzer, when taking a walk after it rained, would, when he saw a worm struggling on the pavement, pick up a small twig to lift the worm and place it back in the grass. Since than I have been doing that as well. All creatures great and small are part of nature’s grand tapestry.

It sure is.

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I want to scream every time I see my brother in laws wife.

Worms are hermaphrodites, I didn’t know these 1971 Peanuts’ strips were so progressive.

I keep picturing just a plain, old angle worm. If she has a dark, bulging middle, she cheated on you with herself, Snoop.

I have never screamed when introduced to someone’s girlfriend, but I do remember going comatose one time – literally didn’t know what to say/do, just kind of stared/tried not to stare – hard not to focus what with all the piercings, tattoos, haircut, clothes, different type makeup etc. etc. – and this was in the 1960s. Didn’t last though, he thought he was in love but his family made it clear to him he wasn’t – probably would work today – but not so much back then.

Is it okay to date your food?

That’s no worm… That’s __________________! (have fun)

Why would Woodstock be dating someone he would naturally be eating?