As I walked along the road, assorted neighborhood dogs would come out and bark and nip at me. Mostly I ignored them.
One especially aggressive dog insisted on biting, so as he came in for the kill, I crammed my fist down his throat, opened my hand, and wiggled my fingers. He couldn’t bite and he gagged. I wouldn’t let him go until he was looking desperate.
Sooner or later, the Suburbs will getcha, Leopold. Sure, they got Gary all too easily, but he was probably a defective vampire even before you moved here….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 6 years ago
As I walked along the road, assorted neighborhood dogs would come out and bark and nip at me. Mostly I ignored them.
One especially aggressive dog insisted on biting, so as he came in for the kill, I crammed my fist down his throat, opened my hand, and wiggled my fingers. He couldn’t bite and he gagged. I wouldn’t let him go until he was looking desperate.
He never attacked again.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Sooner or later, the Suburbs will getcha, Leopold. Sure, they got Gary all too easily, but he was probably a defective vampire even before you moved here….