Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 16, 2018

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 6 years ago

    As I walked along the road, assorted neighborhood dogs would come out and bark and nip at me. Mostly I ignored them.

    One especially aggressive dog insisted on biting, so as he came in for the kill, I crammed my fist down his throat, opened my hand, and wiggled my fingers. He couldn’t bite and he gagged. I wouldn’t let him go until he was looking desperate.

    He never attacked again.

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    Sisyphos  over 6 years ago

    Sooner or later, the Suburbs will getcha, Leopold. Sure, they got Gary all too easily, but he was probably a defective vampire even before you moved here….

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