Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 14, 2018

Price has gone up.

Come on Arlo. You know that Janis is worth a lot more than that to you.

Arlo is spot on with the figure of $ 4.50 I need to start drinking Goldschlagers and then pan for the gold flakes

She is organic. Much more expensive!

Are they shopping at Whole Paycheck?

You can get the $4.50 version, as long as you don’t mind the taste.

Yes, but we’re packaged so nicely.

I’ll give you $6.

Some of the proteins are worth thousands of dollars.

Everything depends on how it’s arranged. That number of protons, neutrons, electrons would go for less than a penny if you paid on the subatomic scale market.

The dental components can be quite valuable….

Look at that. Paper shopping bags. How novel.

$4.50 is if you break it down to the carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and nitrogen. Try to get a lab to make you some DNA or RNA – it’s a much bigger tab.

Does one dare ask how many human bodies they picked up at the grocery store?

Just goes to show -sometimes the sum of the parts is worth more than the total ;)

“I want the woman! How much for the woman???” – Jake Blues

Depends on what you count. Human insulin, any brain hormone, enzymes some other creations are not cheap.

“I’ll buy that for a dollar!”