Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for May 16, 2018

Well, at least Arlo didn’t have a knee jerk reaction.

He should try to get her off her feet

If this knee wasn’t sore!

Yeah, I can never remember what my wife tells me, either, even though I listen as hard as I can. I really don’t know why.

Hate to say this, but he’s like Donald Trump at a press conference.

Arlo is going to have a sore high knee if he’s not careful.

The joys of getting older. Never know when the warranty is going to expire on a previously alright body part.

Perhaps knee pads for her birthday???

“Limp on my good leg, can’t hear with my good ear, can’t see with my good eye, but other than that, I’m okay.”

He sure if he remembers whether you told him about it. But he does notice that you might be in pain and wants to be sympathetic.

It/s just the opening move in the hug that is coming. What a sweet guy.

I tell my hubby lots of things, some trivial, some very important. All he hears is “wonk wonk wonk”, like Charlie Brown’s teacher!

Was it a whoopie lamp injury?

It might be time for the whoopee lamp

Sarcasm is going to get you into sooooooo much trouble.

I really like this strip but lately I’m clueless about the joke.

When I start to fall I pray, “Dear Lord, if I’m going to fall and break a knee, please let it be the one that still needs to be replaced, not the ‘good’ one.” Or something like that, really quickly. It might actually come out “Oh crap!” Or words to that effect.