Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 08, 2018

Just don’t squeeze the Cheez-Its ….

Bless my Farquars for a timely meteorological intercession. The toads are dancing to the rhythm of the sunbeams!

Butt powered WiFi in froglandia.

Oh, no! NOT in the centerfolds!

Great Scott®!!

Great Scott! • https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KhgJ-roFZOY

Gladly for being reminded, rotating Cheez-Its to take advantage of magnetic fields and wind direction.

And now, the weather report for Uranus.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Rainlessness of today is cause of much cheerful smiling with us the dingleberries living inside of Froglandia.

Some days this comment section is like the Bushwood Country Club swimming pool on Caddy Day.

Looks like this is gonna be one of those days.

Those little square Cheez-Its are awfully small for wiping.

Must be some pretty special toilet paper there for her so be so rhapsodic.

She does look chipper for someone with toilet paper. Imagine how’d she’d be with a roll of Brawny.

The comments are rolling along nicely post- Lame Comics Poetry Week. Is this going to be an annual thing? Maybe next time COLTISH1 will plan his vacation accordingly. Imagine… taking off for Paris instead of sharing our collective misery. What a thoughtless clod.

Multi ply quilted. Some times you accidentally buy the bad grade of toilet paper that nobody will even steal. There are no more phone books or Sears catalogs. You have to bring paper from the printer.

Cloudy with a chance of Lame.

Love me some weathers and lightly fogssssss. Whether it’s wethers or weathers, I wither in my rubbers when wethers worry about weathers and fogssssss tickle my withers.

Does she walk? Does she talk? Does she come complete? My Frog Applause Angel always pulls me from my seat.

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Wiping with frogs is softier in Froglandia.

This message was Google-translated for you from the original Froglandian. That explains a lot.

Where I am, today’s weather was clear and sunny, temperature in the 80s F, winds negligible. Tomorrow is guaranteed to be different, wetter, cooler. That’s Life where I am. Change is inevitable, weather is a game we play, Froglandia is our lame refuge from oppressive reality.

And now, citizens, please stand for the Froglandian National Anthem. Hail, Froglandia!