“My dad got a DUI and some stupid cow of a judge might send him to jail!…Even though it’s his first DUI. Somebody ought to smack the ugly cow.” Pretty sure we already know what he thinks.
P1- How much did SONY pay R & W for the product placement?
P2 – Mopman is moonlighting, either working for the Baders on a per diem or comforting Mrs. Bader and wiping up his own tarter sauce….that floor is gleaming!
P3 – BB hoists a heapin’ spoon of hearty Cream O’ Wheat into his freckle flecked maw as his mother, former vaudevillian Vivian Vance (that’s the rare triple “V”) observes…
Barry Bader’s older brother, Harrison, hit a homer Tuesday night for the Cardinals in a win over the Brewers. It’s strange Barry never brags about having a brother in the big leagues.
It’s now two years since the wreck that killed Boo. Where was all this attention last season? And again, this is not a high school paper as I knew them. A classmate of mine killed himself junior year, and there was certainly no mention of it in the Cardinal and White, much less an interview with his mother.
P1, Speaking of parents, why not interview Boo’s mother, too. After all, if she hadn’t had Boo stop at the Swifty Mart she’d still be alive today and you’d have no story.
P2, Leave the ennobling to the professionals like Double D.
P3, You’ve been telling people what you think since the first day you appeared in the strip, BB.
In all reality , looks like Barry’s mom is no stranger to substance abuse either that or a Zombie Barry befriended is having breakfast with him or it’s his dead grandma. Won’t Double D be surprised when she comes to Barry’s house to meet the Bader Family ?
Bader given an open forum to vent his spleen. Oh this can’t really end well, can it?
My guess is it’ll be so venomous that neither the school newspaper or the town paper will run it, but Marty Moon will give Bader all the time to talk on his show, allowing Gil to break the sound barrier to get to the station and stop the show.
Chris Rizk: “How about his parents?” Really? Double D goes to The Valley Correctional Facility for an exclusive one on one with Del Bader for a Trumpet blockbuster.
What’s next for the Bader’s? Will they go the ‘Dr. Phil’ route or go for the glory on ‘Jerry Springer’? ( I know they’re on in syndication but I honestly don’t know if either of those shows still air ‘new’ by the way. )
Johnny Q Premium Member over 6 years ago
And there’s a double N in “ennoblers”…
Johnny Q Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Tell them what we think, it can’t make things any worse.” Tell it to Roseanne…
Klubble over 6 years ago
Where can I get an ANOS laptop?
bitsy twill over 6 years ago
“My dad got a DUI and some stupid cow of a judge might send him to jail!…Even though it’s his first DUI. Somebody ought to smack the ugly cow.” Pretty sure we already know what he thinks.
cuttersjock over 6 years ago
P1- How much did SONY pay R & W for the product placement?
P2 – Mopman is moonlighting, either working for the Baders on a per diem or comforting Mrs. Bader and wiping up his own tarter sauce….that floor is gleaming!
P3 – BB hoists a heapin’ spoon of hearty Cream O’ Wheat into his freckle flecked maw as his mother, former vaudevillian Vivian Vance (that’s the rare triple “V”) observes…
chiphilton over 6 years ago
Barry Bader’s older brother, Harrison, hit a homer Tuesday night for the Cardinals in a win over the Brewers. It’s strange Barry never brags about having a brother in the big leagues.
chiphilton over 6 years ago
It’s now two years since the wreck that killed Boo. Where was all this attention last season? And again, this is not a high school paper as I knew them. A classmate of mine killed himself junior year, and there was certainly no mention of it in the Cardinal and White, much less an interview with his mother.
dutchpuppy over 6 years ago
Chip, we also had a death. He got a page in the yearbook with a vague poem but nothing in the school paper.
michaeljwolff over 6 years ago
“It can’t make things any worse.” “You’re right, Captain, we can easily steer around that iceberg.”
Bucky over 6 years ago
Spoiler Alert….Mrs. Bader and Marty Moon have been hooking up since Del’s incarceration…story about to break
TheBrownStarfish over 6 years ago
P1, Speaking of parents, why not interview Boo’s mother, too. After all, if she hadn’t had Boo stop at the Swifty Mart she’d still be alive today and you’d have no story.
P2, Leave the ennobling to the professionals like Double D.
P3, You’ve been telling people what you think since the first day you appeared in the strip, BB.
Mr Reality over 6 years ago
In all reality , looks like Barry’s mom is no stranger to substance abuse either that or a Zombie Barry befriended is having breakfast with him or it’s his dead grandma. Won’t Double D be surprised when she comes to Barry’s house to meet the Bader Family ?
Hatchet77 over 6 years ago
Welcome to Leave it to Gil….staring Jerry Mathers as the Bader.
RayNDeere over 6 years ago
Bader given an open forum to vent his spleen. Oh this can’t really end well, can it?
My guess is it’ll be so venomous that neither the school newspaper or the town paper will run it, but Marty Moon will give Bader all the time to talk on his show, allowing Gil to break the sound barrier to get to the station and stop the show.
bearwku82 over 6 years ago
Chris Rizk: “How about his parents?” Really? Double D goes to The Valley Correctional Facility for an exclusive one on one with Del Bader for a Trumpet blockbuster.
James St. John Smythe over 6 years ago
Enablers? Someone call Dr. Nowzaradan to give them a lecture.
twainreader over 6 years ago
We’re enablers? Just because we sent him a cake with a file in it?
twainreader over 6 years ago
Tomorrow on Sesame street we cover the difference between Bad, worse, and Dafne’s article
jslabotnik over 6 years ago
Enoblers, the computer age version of noblers
cholly3 over 6 years ago
To “ennoble” is to confer a title of nobility. Mr. Bader is the Duke of Drunk.
oldsmkysyvr over 6 years ago
That’s quite a shnozola on Mrs. B.
tcar-1 over 6 years ago
What’s next for the Bader’s? Will they go the ‘Dr. Phil’ route or go for the glory on ‘Jerry Springer’? ( I know they’re on in syndication but I honestly don’t know if either of those shows still air ‘new’ by the way. )
Mopman over 6 years ago
P2-So is BB turning into a young Crankshaft now?
Mopman over 6 years ago
Check out today’s Bizzaro! Is that supposed to be me talking to Rubham?
http://comics.azcentral.com/slideshow?&feature_id=Bizarro&feature_date=2018-05-30
timbob2313 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Things can always be made worse