FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 04, 1989
July 03, 1989
July 05, 1989
Transcript:
Andy: Roger, turning 45 isn't the end of the world. Roger: I know, it's just tough, that's all. One I hit 45, I'm closer to being 50 than 40.. closer to 60 than 30... closer to 70 than 20... closer to 80 than 10... I'M CLOSER TO 90 THAN I AM TO MY BIRTH! AAAAA! Andy: You're pretty close to driving me nuts, too. Roger: I've decided to buy a porsche.
ButteryPopcorn over 4 years ago
You’ll be halfway between 90 and 0, dummy
BrenHanks about 4 years ago
“I’ve decided to get a Porsche” that’s probably the funniest quote I’ve ever read
eipxrhS about 4 years ago
Midlife crisis, much?
Category L (stop the spammers) over 3 years ago
This reminds me of Garfield, look at the comics on June 19
DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Technically, you’re at the midpoint of all those ranges.