FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 04, 1989

Transcript:

Andy: Roger, turning 45 isn't the end of the world. Roger: I know, it's just tough, that's all. One I hit 45, I'm closer to being 50 than 40.. closer to 60 than 30... closer to 70 than 20... closer to 80 than 10... I'M CLOSER TO 90 THAN I AM TO MY BIRTH! AAAAA! Andy: You're pretty close to driving me nuts, too. Roger: I've decided to buy a porsche.