I have a vintage set of shorts and shirt from the 1950s that is called “Meet the In-Laws” I wear them just for today. My wife’s mother in law was terrified of them. My MIL can handle anything because she’s a Scot.
I once wrote a rap song about being that white. It contained such gems as, “It’s hard when your skin is whiter than your teeth. If only I could tan like Omar Sharif…..but to me, even PHOTOS of the sun bring fear. But what would you expect though? My skin is almost clear!”
“The managers at Walgreens are starting to hate me, ‘cause I keep asking if they carry SPF 80. When I get burnt, people mistake me for a monster, ‘cause UV rays turn me into a red lobster!”
Stevefk over 6 years ago
Yeah, go back and put your parachute pants back on!
sandpiper over 6 years ago
The white legs or the shorts: both are eye-catching
garcoa over 6 years ago
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Moderately thin skinned.
Teto85 Premium Member over 6 years ago
I have a vintage set of shorts and shirt from the 1950s that is called “Meet the In-Laws” I wear them just for today. My wife’s mother in law was terrified of them. My MIL can handle anything because she’s a Scot.
Nathan Daniels over 6 years ago
I once wrote a rap song about being that white. It contained such gems as, “It’s hard when your skin is whiter than your teeth. If only I could tan like Omar Sharif…..but to me, even PHOTOS of the sun bring fear. But what would you expect though? My skin is almost clear!”
“The managers at Walgreens are starting to hate me, ‘cause I keep asking if they carry SPF 80. When I get burnt, people mistake me for a monster, ‘cause UV rays turn me into a red lobster!”
PoodleGroomer over 6 years ago
I served on a submarine for 4 years to get to this shade.
edreajr over 6 years ago
When I wear shorts it’s purely for my own comfort. My legs are fish-belly white, hairy, and skinny.