Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 13, 2018

I like your comb swag. Cool!

Another mouse in the 16 piece bucket please.

Beatle Rooster.

Believe it or not, I typed in the tag #combswag into Twitter’s search function and it was an already established tag. I didn’t see any chickens, so I don’t know what their #combswag was about. Probably real combs, like for hair.

Unfortunately, the attitude did not translate to Sunday dinner, where the rooster was wholly unremarkable when compared to previous roosters.

“Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side.”

#combover

I have one rooster that cockadoodledoos like a champ. The other one goes “Erk-a-wheeze-a-croak!”

Ol’ Swagger Leghorn here hasn’t been the same since they took the coffee grounds out of his feed.

I do a lot with Scientific Wild-ass Guesses too.

The sun’s not yellow, its chicken. Bob Dylan

Strutty little coxscomb, thinks he’s the Big Red Machine. Meh. I have an alarm clock (or two or more). Roosters that need to compensate by strutting about announcing Dawn are obsolete….