Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 01, 2018

Better than a paint roller and tray. Too much sand gets in the sunscreen when the wind blows.

I dunno, a roller should do the trick.

Should have brought the industrial airless sprayer like last time.

Sarcasm doesn’t become you, Wiz.

Wiz never does anything the easy way.

I remember putting cooking oil and other smelly and / or sticky concoctions in my water gun and spraying the other boys.

He could use a spell, but what’s the fun in that? And why wear black to the beach?

You’re no fun, lady!

lol