Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 21, 2018

Opus, listen up! Publish the lady’s personal, provided she paid for it. Then answer the ad. How many other short, flightless, aquatic birds are going to see the ad? And you control access to her phone number. It’s a slam dunk, man!

Good old 1983…the year Taxi and *M*A*S*H* were canceled.

After Hairy Fish Nuts, the female ad is one of my favourites!

Careful, Opus. You may be headed for a serving platter.

Opus, you should at least hope that the first gent doesn’t own a tuxedo or have herring breath!

What’re the odds?

Interesting conundrum, except she kind of looks like Steve Dallas in drag.

And this my friends is how you lose your kidney or liver or some other organ, as well as your dignity.

You will wimp out in the end, like you did with all those other opportunities for love in all the wrong places! (you had better chances with the women fawning over you when you danced erotically later in life – but sadly you never gave in to Penguin Lust!)

No matter how many times it has been re-published, this one is a true classic

One of my 2 favorites along with hunting liberals.

Didn’t the lady make a reappearance in Breathed’s current strip?

Are we sure that wasn’t Steve in drag?

A redhead? Makes me wish I was a short flightless aquatic bird!

Just do your job, penguin, and quash the fantasizing….