Earl, boy, it only takes a quart of lighter fluid to grill three bratwursts if you get them on before you light it! They’ll be perfectly done in 5 seconds. Let them sit for another minute under foil to bring the insides up to the proper eating temperature. Your guests will love that extra kerosene flavor and the three thousandth of an inch smoke ring!
Mmmmm, Love them brautwurst with a hint of charcoal fluid and the special quarter inch of solid carbonized whatever it was when alive, Mmmmm. . . ., delish to my tummy
Farside99 over 6 years ago
Earl, boy, it only takes a quart of lighter fluid to grill three bratwursts if you get them on before you light it! They’ll be perfectly done in 5 seconds. Let them sit for another minute under foil to bring the insides up to the proper eating temperature. Your guests will love that extra kerosene flavor and the three thousandth of an inch smoke ring!
Diat60 over 6 years ago
The dog was really hoping for a piece of bratwurst. That’s why he looks so disappointed.
mountainclimber over 6 years ago
“Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl”
posstockhoarder over 6 years ago
I love the taste of napalm on my bratwurst!
Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 6 years ago
The memorial is for his eyebrows.
Neat '33 over 6 years ago
Gotta believe that this has happened to hundreds of thousands of “Earls” in the US of A !!!
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
This can’t be right, he ain’t holdin’ a beer.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Fido agrees it’s mind beagle-ing.
sufamelico over 6 years ago
Mmmmm, Love them brautwurst with a hint of charcoal fluid and the special quarter inch of solid carbonized whatever it was when alive, Mmmmm. . . ., delish to my tummy
gammaguy over 6 years ago
OK for a beginner, but he really should take a course or two from Ed Crankshaft at The School of Our Laddie of the Conceptual Immolation.