Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 23, 2018

nipvel.

That is the worst stitching job ever. Frankenstein’s monster had better-looking stitches.

Yes … s-tit-ches too ….

Major back zit!

(Not weepy ’tho.)

A tittoo

Antenna

Annetna

PEEK-A-BOO…I-SEE-YOU

If it were not monochrome, we could more easily distinguish.

There is no such thing as a nipple orange.

Poor John Doe at the ME’s office.

…neither nether…

Uniboob.

Ya pays yer money and ya takes yer choice.

I’ve never seen a navel with an areola.

Cyclops.

Might just put out some kind of crazy bongo sound.

@CHROMOSOME

An outie with attitude.

I gots choo-choo tracks around my navel nipple. Chugga-chugga Choo-choo, round and round it goes, where it stops ain’t nobodies business but my own!

No, that is a male nipple with areolus.

What does it matter? What does it matter?

Bad mastectomy repair or poor patchwork, the stitching is not good.

Navel with slope-shading, nipple with areola; who dare say?

Why are we being asked to solve this puzzle for Sister? Lame, I say!

She’s going to be so much fun to dance with.

actually its none of the above it’s a nipavel its experimental and soon to be in test phase for mothers of triplets.