FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 01, 1992
April 30, 1992
May 02, 1992
Transcript:
Quincy/Jason: But Madam, I was only observing Paige. Surely that's not a crime. Andy: You were driving her nuts. Now off to your room. Quincy/Jason: That may be rather difficult, seeing as my "room" is on a planet 3.27 trillion light-years away. Andy: Then you'd better start walking. Quincy/Jason: One doesn't "walk" 3.27 trillion light-years one "warps". Andy: NOW! Quincy/Jason: Um, allow me to demonstrate. Andy: I assume they have homework on your planet.
DeanMac almost 4 years ago
Now THAT is how you get the kid to stop.
Official Foxtrot Page about 2 years ago
Please. Jason could finish his homework WHILE he was warping.
alexzinuro almost 2 years ago
According to Incredible Comparisons (©1996) by Russell Ash, a light-year is 5.878 trillion miles. Therefore, 3.27 trillion light-years equals 19.22106 septillion miles.
robert423elliott over 1 year ago
Poor Quincy. He has to put up with all that yelling and he hasn’t done anything but be a pet for that little idiot!