FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 01, 1992

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Quincy/Jason: But Madam, I was only observing Paige. Surely that's not a crime. Andy: You were driving her nuts. Now off to your room. Quincy/Jason: That may be rather difficult, seeing as my "room" is on a planet 3.27 trillion light-years away. Andy: Then you'd better start walking. Quincy/Jason: One doesn't "walk" 3.27 trillion light-years one "warps". Andy: NOW! Quincy/Jason: Um, allow me to demonstrate. Andy: I assume they have homework on your planet.