Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 05, 2018

If Nosher is Jack’s bouncer, the window’s repairs are coming out of Nosher’s pay. (Throw Andy out the open door next time, Nosher.)

About ians for eons yesterday, try Diskworld.

Nosher making a “glass of himself” with poor old Andy

We finally get to see what Nosher looks like. After going thru that window Andy was (a) real cut-up.

Andy’s karma is defenestration.

Still daylight and tossed already. Tut.

gate crasher you clean it up.

I’m with the law firm of Ambulance, Chaser, & Shyster. Here’s my card!

It’s a mean, cruel thing to telegraph the punch line so blatantly………

Yes, Nosher. How could you?

Jack can’t afford to keep getting that window repaired all the time!

xxx

Andy finds Nosher to be a real pane in the glass.

Classic Get Smart: Enemy agent rushes at Max, who steps out of the way at the last moment. Enemy agent crashes through a window and plunges to the street below. Agent 99 (hand over mouth in classic “oh no” pose): “Oh, Max… how horrible!” Max: “Not really, 99. I noticed before that this window was cracked already!”.

Jack needs to institute a policy regarding damages: No more beer to any and all responsible parties until he has been reimbursed for the damages. For example, in this case both Nosher and Andy must split the cost of the repairs. If Andy or Nosher (probably Andy) doesn’t pay his share, he is cut off until he does pay. If Nosher foots the whole bill, Andy still does not get any beer until he has paid his share, too.