Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 04, 2018

What’s a wristwatch these days? People are now using iPhones to check the time… assuming they look at the clock app. Then again, what’s a clock anyway?

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

Having fun?

Fishing for compliments?

With the other commentators here – yes.

Sure, Tony…. barrel of laughs.

On the comics, I mean.

At a throw pillow sale…. nah.

The last thing I need… right after that huge, ugly cookie jar somebody bought me a few birthdays ago cos she thought it was so “me.”

 

OMG.

Hope she never reads this.

 

Um…. if you’re reading this, even though you never post on the comics…..

and you bought me a beautiful cookie jar a few years ago for my birthday….

I don’t mean that one….

I ..er…. I mean a totally different one….

that somebody else bought me…

Not you.

Pillow wars are fun! – They should make that into a movie.

Looking at a bare wrist, the universal signal for “Surely there is something better I could be doing. Given enough time I can think of it.”

You don’t need a watch to have the sense to know when to leave.

Tell her you’ll go, and that you would like to stop at Bass Pro to look at all the latest gear for summer fishing and camping.

Huh??? Whose makin cookies!!! I want some!!!

Squirrel!

For goodness’ sake, why do comic wives always have to drag their husbands shopping? Go by yourselves for Pete’s sake. Probably more fun without them hanging around grumbling.

Who on God’s earth needs more throw pillows?

Sure. It’s 2 hairs past a freckle. Everybody party!

He IS wearing an excuse.

According to my day planner, I was due to run screaming from the room three minutes ago!