That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for May 29, 2018

“Beatrice asked us to tell you not to send her anymore poems. It makes her fiancé mad.”

The women just loved a man who could read.

Beatles mashup – “Mother Superior jump the gun, only to find Gideon’s Bible”

“Any volunteers for the volcano god sacrifice?”

Ahhh, one of them whistled through her nose.

Frans has that frustrating dream again; the one where he can’t get his night shirt off.

“Is that a banana in your cassock, or are you happy to see us?”

“Begone, foul temptresses, lest I brandish my sword of purity against ye!”

“Ooh, my mother had a dress like that.”

“Which is not to say that just because you’re wearing those doesn’t mean that I can’t treat you as sex objects.”

Hey, is that Roxanne’s red dress? Now what’s she gonna wear tonight?

He dreamed he lost the beauty contest again.

Dante and Beatrice’s friends: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1895_-_Dante_et_les_amies_de_B%C3%A9atrice.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate, with Google Translate added to chrome://extensions/, most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

http://www.alsace-collections.fr/Monographie%20Marcel%20Rieder.html 

https://web.archive.org/web/20141006134700/http://www.marcelrieder.com/english 

both have info about this artist (again, Chrome can automatically translate as necessary), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. Perhaps those who read French can find more (I couldn’t, that Chrome could automatically translate). This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1962 (May 28, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Cardinal Alighieri revues the selections for his Vestal Virgin of the Week Club.

Please read us The Song of Solomon again, sir. It is so…..er instructive.

Girls….Tell me, does this robe make my butt look big?

OK, I’m gonna need one of you to guide me now. I lost my connection and I can’t call an Uber.

Dear diary, women really DO grow on trees!

Rudolf always suspected gals grew on trees but this was proof

“Ladies, stop undressing me with your eyes!”

Professor Herbert Knockwurst thought that a cosplay stroll with his trusty Milton would have settled him down but forgot that it was Gibson Girl Day.

“Why no, Signor Alighieri, we haven’t seen your dearest Beatrice. But Luna here, she’s available.”