Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 13, 2018

Throw it at him, Roz.

Well, the strip is chock full of nuts. Sanka, sanka very much.

“And of low quality.”

The same way UPS delivers my packages; ground.

There was a sale on gratification last week. It sold out.

Other, than he is a customer, why does ‘Roz’ tolerate ‘Shoe’ ????

BLACK…….with lots of cream and sugar! ;o}

Years ago I was in the cockpit as an observer during a flight when the flight attendant (female) came and asked the the pilots (males) if they wanted some coffee and how they liked it. One of the pilots said “I like my coffee like I like my women.” To which she responded “Captain, I don’t know how to make an ugly cup of coffee!” and turned and walked out. I don’t think that exchange would fly today, pun intended!

Dark and bitter, like my first military supervisor.

Blech!

A groaner I learned from a Bazooka Joe comic way back when: (Man at counter) “Hey, this coffee is awful. It tastes like mud!” (Mort) “It was ground this morning.”

All Roz has to do is serve the coffee with a tissue or paper towel.

“Clean up any coffee spill like your instant gratification.”