The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 11, 2018

Romulus: “She’s not my real Mom. I’m adopted!”

Rome wasn’t built in a day – or was it?

She’s a potty mouth!

Son of a b**ch!

Great. More bathroom humor.

I love that she has a t-shirt under her toga!

Once you go pack, you’ll never go back.

Roman lap dog!

Not only that, she really wolfs down her food!

clever!

Here it comes, she’s gonna ream us out again.

Now that’s dogma.

When in Rome, any lab will do!

Now this is going to piss somebody off.

I didn’t know t-shirts and toilets were invented during the ancient times.

The picture in the bathroom looks labraDoric.

“The report is that when the shallow water left on dry land the floating basket, in which the boys had been exposed, a thirsty wolf from the nearby mountains turned its course to the boys’ crying. She was so gentle that she lowered her teats and offered them to the infants. The master of the royal herd, whose name was Faustulus, found her licking the boys with her tongue. Faustulus took the boys home and gave them to his wife, Larentia, to be raised.

“There are those who think that Larentia was called a wolf by the shepherds because she was a prostitute.” — Titus Livius, THE HISTORY OF ROME, Book 1, Chapter 4