I don’t call them fortune cookies anymore. Depending on what you get, they’re either proverb cookies, personality assessment cookies, advice cookies…I even got a blank cookie once – unprinted slip of paper inside.
I forgot: RIP to Charles Krauthammer. He achieved greatly despite tremendous early disaster. Regardless whether or not you agreed with his conservative philosophy, his use of both written and spoken word was masterful and compelling. He was an admirable individual and will be missed.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Good luck with that.
DanFlak over 6 years ago
If you are reading this and taking it seriously you are gullible.
Iron Pounder over 6 years ago
It isn’t what you get, it’s how much it is compared to what you’ve got.
derdave969 over 6 years ago
Obviously you’ve never bet on the lucky numbers on the back.
Bryan Smith Premium Member over 6 years ago
I don’t call them fortune cookies anymore. Depending on what you get, they’re either proverb cookies, personality assessment cookies, advice cookies…I even got a blank cookie once – unprinted slip of paper inside.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 6 years ago
I want an old style fortune cookie, even if it says, “You will be hungry again in an hour.”
Indianapolis Smith over 6 years ago
“You will soon be suffering from stomach cramps, projectile vomiting, and explosive diarrhea”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Here’s a classic: “Be patient, the Great Wall didn’t got build in one day.”
Julie478 Premium Member over 6 years ago
“You may already be a winner!”
sandpiper over 6 years ago
I forgot: RIP to Charles Krauthammer. He achieved greatly despite tremendous early disaster. Regardless whether or not you agreed with his conservative philosophy, his use of both written and spoken word was masterful and compelling. He was an admirable individual and will be missed.